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oh hey ther.e oh hi. fancy seeing you here... you found the good version of the site (computer and mouse or trackpad) which is great forboth of us really. this text thing hasn't been updated in a while and i feel like i should update it because some people are finding this site and you deserve something better than the very half done rant about avril lavinge and vocoders that this is replacing. unlike this verry drafted and full done thing here. uhh thanks for listening to the music if you are? as wellington NZ 6021's most tolerated lesbian and prolific local brunette fuckup it is nice to have people listen to your gay little noises so thxx. there will be some more of those probably def and i think i can hear elizabeth trying to brute force her way through the pile of rubble and defunct apple 2cs that are blocking the entrance to the mall she drowned in so maybe some of you will get to see her in the real life non digital world playing songs or whatever. maybe not are apple 2s heavy? i feel like on one hand they were kinda ttiny but old things always weighmore so like. questionable if she'll get out. maybe she's still face down in that fountain and i'm imagining the sounds it's honestly not worth thinking about. any3ays right website internet HII uhhhh theres a bunch of buttons that take you to my spotify where you can hear my song that isn't about the kind of surgery that is boring and oversaturated but the kind you do for a friend because you love them orr there's an ep of old stuff that i made in a tent and that's on bandcamp also theres no button for it but if you're super clever and smart you could find my soundcloud where there is a genuinley incredible school disco kmoe biblestep tag 2015 is a masterpeice that should be taught in schools core dubstep revial/dariacore remix of the song magnetic that you can listen to. ok surely that's enough text that i don't have to change any html to compenstate. thnx fr engaging. please please find a way 2 be more gay and transgender. i love gay and transgender. do it for me.



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Elizabeth's Biography

Yes I'm a 100% digital biological girl. Yes we exist. Before I died and uploaded my consciousness into a series of .OGG files I was a proud she-ceo running an investment banking/real estate fempire, but now I spend my days on the Web finding cat jpgs and talking to the ghosts in the online mall where I've made my home. My once-body now ex-flesh was cremated and filtered into several major water sources in rural michigan. My hair, the only remaining solid matter left of me after my passing, was combined with various substrates to be host to two rare varieties of fungi. My eldest son is doing great in school and might be up for a lacross scholarship. If there is a transsexual in the real life world pretending to be me you should throw things at her and report her to the police for identity theft. My fingers are binary code and I bleed good vibes and 0.32 cent formant shifts. Please enjoy this site for as long as you like, stay a while. once you go I'll be nothing.